DM: The Dragon awakens.
Rogue: Yes, hello! This crafty mage here was trying to abscond with all your gold and I am trying to bring it back to you, which is why I’m the one holding it.
thank god they found jack the ripper finally they can put that horrible man in jail
Druid: My name is Erik with a k.
NPC: *writes name down* And your last name?
Druid: With a k.
NPC: No I got that: Erik. What’s your last name?
Druid: My last name is with a k.
NPC: Wait…is your name Erik Erik?
Druid: My last name is With a K.
NPC: Okay wait a minute, so to clarify —
Druid: My last name is literally the phrase *air quotes* “Withakay.” It is all one word.
NPC: *finishes writing* So review the document to make sure I got this right.
Druid: *looks* No I spell Eric with a C
Fighter: “I roll to tackle the rotting tree and bridge the gap.” *rolls a 1*
GM: *rolls a d6* “You slip on some mud and go hurtling towards the Monk at full speed. Monk, make a Reflex check.”
Monk: *rolls a natural 20* “My close combat instincts kick in and I accidentally suplex him into the mud.”