im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd

(Source: smellycorpse)

There’s no need to bury him. It’s fine like this.

His eyes are staring into the sky, and he can watch the stars he longed to see, forever.

Don’t take that away from him.

Party’s Drow Ninja who became the de-facto leader shortly after the party’s leader, a Caveling Goblin Fighter, sacrificed himself to save the party from a dragon. (via outofcontextdnd)


it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.



Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session


Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

(Source: bewbin)


DM: The Dragon awakens.

Rogue: Yes, hello! This crafty mage here was trying to abscond with all your gold and I am trying to bring it back to you, which is why I’m the one holding it.